Not only the capital of Great Britain but arguably the premier gay destination in Europe (and maybe even the world), London offers an excessive number of gay venues that touch on every niche, nerve, interest, and age of a massive and constantly growing gay community. As such, there is a seemingly never-ending stream of possibilities when it comes to “the perfect night out.” Having spent more than a year in this gay and lesbian travel capital, I’m going to give you an insider’s look at this gay destination.

Pre-Dinner Drinks: Rocket Bar (2 George Court, London WC2N 6HH) Located just off the Strand in the West End, Rocket Bar is tucked between two massive 300-year-old buildings. It has a Route 66 forgotten feel to it, which is pleasantly contrasted by all the bankers and government officials who come straight from work in their sexy suits.

Dinner: Don’t miss Gourmet Burger Kitchen (13 Maiden Lane, London WC2E 7NE) Yes it is America’s natural treasure, but this gem stuffs the buns with an onslaught of delicious one-of-a-kind toppings. Try the kiwiburger. It’s a religious experience.

Pre-Clubbing Drinks: Friendly Society (79 Wardour Street, London W1D 6QB) Probably the best kept secret in Soho, this gay bar is only identifiable by a tiny over-the-door inscription. Packed by 9pm, the padded walls, old barbies hanging for the ceiling, and giant goldfish tank in the center feel too cool for school. Combining an excellent “scene” with free-poured cocktails (a rarity in London) and remixed music spanning the past 50 years (think Aretha with a Timbaland backbeat), you’ll be ready to bust a serious move.

Clubbing: Popstarz at the Den (18A West Central Street, London WC1A 1JJ) Get here by 11pm, as the line starts to wind around the street any later than that. Three rooms – Indy Pop, Top 40, and Hip Hop Soul – mean every taste is met. Last Friday there was also a giant martini glass propped on stage (just left of the go-go dancer’s pole), though no sign of what it’s for. The cliental is mainly boppin’ 18-30-year-olds, and they can really dance all night, so try to keep up, and definitely move from room to room, as there are three genuinely unique scenes all going at once. With so many options in this gay club why go anywhere else?

OH WHAT A NIGHT!